vergess:

piglii:

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE

SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY  A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH

AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.

(via stevielystrange)

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

(via hotwinger)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via hotwinger)

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

(Source: cineraria, via xopalex)

guy:

u can’t spell boobytrap without partyboob

(Source: guy, via xopalex)

shittier:

oh my god

(Source: witneyhouston, via xopalex)

elegantly-tasteless:

afrodomonative:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

OH MY GOD

YOU A SMART BITCH

Lmfao I’m through.

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ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via xopalex)

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lotrlockedwhovian:

THIS IS ADORABLE.

Reblogging again because it’s way too fantastic not to.

(Source: bofurs, via keybladess)

lotrlockedwhovian:

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online

(via keybladess)

stay-ocean-minded:

the definition of feminism

(Source: rraaaarrl, via keybladess)

final fantasy boys in kingdom hearts [x]

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